1940201 2025-4-22 20:25
Five jokes in English，英文笑话五则
1.
"What has a head, a tail, and no body?"
"A coin!"
“什么有头、有尾，却没有身体？”
“硬币！”
2.
Teacher: Have you ever seen mixed doubles?
Nick: Yes! Last night I saw it.
Teacher: Tell us about it.
Nick: My dad says, "Domestic shame should not be published."
老师：“你们见过男女混合双打吗？”
尼克：“见过！昨晚还见过呢。”
老师：“讲讲当时的情况？”
尼克：“我爸说‘家丑不可外扬’。”
3.
Girl: "Why don’t barking dogs bite?"
Gentleman: "It’s a proverb!"
Girl: "But does the dog know the proverb too?"
小女孩：“为什么吠狗不咬人？”
先生：“这是谚语啊！”
小女孩：“但狗也知道这谚语吗？”
4.
"Why was 10 afraid of 7?"
"Because 7 ate 9!"
中文:
“10为什么怕7？”
“因为7吃了（ate）9！”
5.
英文:
Man: "I burned my ear with an iron when answering the phone."
Doctor: "How did the other ear get burned?"
Man: "I had to call you!"
男人：“接电话时误拿熨斗烫伤了耳朵。”
医生：“另一只耳朵怎么伤的？”
男人：“因为我要打电话求救啊！”
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